kawaii-santa-chan:

kawaii-santa-chan:

kawaii-santa-chan:

there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in

update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher

UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING

(Source: stridazzle, via j--de)

ashskyblogger:

ok-lesbihonest:

onetwothreetoomanytimes:

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

This is the best thing on Tumblr

Hahaha

Accurate

(via thisisaruthlesstime)

liifealert:

its-misha-bitch:

thestrangesherlcokian:

youcanttakethetardisfromme:

frickmyphone:

IS MURDER ILLEGAL IF IT HAPPENS ON THE MOON

THE MOON IS UNDER GALACTIC PROTECTION, THEREFORE NO NATION OR GOVERNMENT POWER CAN CLAIM JURISDICTION OR POWER OVER IT.  SO NO, THERE IS NO HUMAN LAW AGAINST MURDER ON THE MOON.  BUT I THINK THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE WOULD BE UPSET

THANK YOU TUMBLR

What the heck just happened…?

I think we just witnessed the hatching of a murder plan.

(via anal-lubrication)

youflirtedwithsherlockholmes:

That’s the face of a man who’s 500% done with everything.

(via vannehiddlebatched)

staff:

magsby:

petition for tumblr staff to leave

we don’t want to be here anyway

david karp holds us hostage

send help

(Source: lol-you-muggles, via dave-wants-the-dirk)

lighttwoods:

still the funniest thing to ever be on the internet

(Source: redsuspenders, via jugdejudy)

talksoflove:

remember that time justin was walking in the street

and he saw a peice of trash

so he picked it up

and he threw it in the trash 

and he felt relly proud in himself

(Source: highforsthis, via fuckyeahloldemort)

poopflow:

what would jesus do?

not u lmao

(via sluttyteenwolf)