“A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water log stick will do just fine. A dog doesn’t care if your rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he’ll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?” - John Grogan, Marley & Me
Seriously folks, think about your metaphors for a moment. “I don’t have a tank, sir. It’s going everywhere” nearly made me spit tea all over myself.
the walk of shame back from the toilets in a restaurant is the worst bit. you know you pooped. and no pee could have taken that long, so everyone else has a good idea that you probably pooped. people know.
they know about the poop you just did.
WTF = Where’s The Fiona
LOL = Lots Of Layers
STFU = Shrek’s The Funniest Underdog
OMFG = Ogre Meeting Farquad’s Guards
XD = Xtreme Donkey
YOLO = You’re One Lovely Ogre
people who add on to everything they reblog
ugh! I know right! Those ppl… -_-